and a lizard?
You get the lizard who came into my car with the mail and went down the front of my dress!OMG, Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, and Holy you know what! Not only did I knock the mirror back on my car by hitting the accelerator, I hit the curb, dented the rim, jumped out of the car doing the dance of hades, and that lil son of a biscuit would not come out of my dress. He was heading for the promise land like a teenager on steroids. I'm slapping my dress screaming and laughing thinking oh great we have new neighbors who just moved in and I am most likely mooning them right now trying to get this, excuse me, damn lizard out of my dress. Then he just pops out, runs to the bushes and gives me this look like.......
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"What!?,
It was hot in that mailbox! Well anyway thanks for the ride to the bushes babe! "
Can Lizards wink? |
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16 comments:
Tutu Funny Friend...I would have FREAKED out toooo. A lizard in my car would freak me out, a lizard in my dress could send me to a mental ward!!! LOL
Only you Cin, Gods always keeping you on your toes!! Ha, ha...
Love ya Darlin,
Susie Pearl
LOL maybe you will be on youtube soon if neighbours were watching?
You are cracking me up Cindy!! I am pretty sure I would have died!!!
Good thing I had set my coffee cup down before reading this. This gives a whole new meaning to parking lot lizards!
It could have been worse Cindy...believe it or not! Instead of a Hugh Hefner wannabe lizard...it coulda been ol' Hugh himself! You gotta ask yourself...which would be creepier?
Your hilarious adjectives really made me see the whole comedy in my mind's eye.
I don't know about winking, but they have those tongues that just scare the beejabbers outta me!
Debbie
OMG Cindy! I am so sorry that happened to you but I just spit out my coffee!!! LOL!
Love ya Girlie!
LuLu~*xoxo
Excuse me while I clean up my orange juice I just spewed all over my kitchen table!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!! that was a great laugh. I can just see myself doing the same thing. So, I guess this means you aren't a Gieco fan??? Have a better day.
Sorry that happened to you, but I can't stop laughing. I can imagine how you felt....and looked LOL. The way you told the story was just great. Have a great day and watch out for the little green guys.
Hugs, Jackie
Oh Girlfriend, I think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard!!!! And.. I ... can't... stop!!!
I can just see the whole scene in my head!!! Thank you for a wonderful laugh this morning. (Remember, we're not laughing at you, we're laughing WITH you!)
Love ya!
Karen
Such a funny story! That will probably never happen again (thank goodness, right??). It makes you wonder how the lizard got into your mailbox in the first place.
Danielle
This was the funniest post that I have read in a long time. I had to share it with my husband and he enjoyed it as much as I did. How in the world did you live through this without having a heart attack? Texas is the only place I have ever lived where you get lizards along with the mail!
Hysterical!! I'd have died!! And hmmm,....Hef DOES kinda look like a lizard!! :0)
Big TX Hugs,
Stephanie
Angelic Accents
OMG, Cindy that is hysterical! We have those little buggers here too. I've never had one down my dress though! Thanks for stopping by today. I do wish you were down the street and we could create together. Wouldn't that be fun?!
That was so funny. What a good story teller you are, Cindy.
OH mY GOSH!!! THat was the funniest thing I've read in a long time! I could "see" this as I was reading! I'd love to have been your neighbor and saw this event! I'd have laughed till I peed my pants!!!! LOL!! You can look back on this and have a laugh anytime!! Now I'll think twice before I get the mail out of my mailbox!
Have a good "lizard free" day!
Lisa
OH lord I wish I could have witnessed this in person!! ... very, very funny!!!
xo
Jill
LOL.....you sure he wasn't trying to sell you some car insurance?
Sounds like more fun than I've had in a number if months....too funny
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