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| I'm told this was me as I sat on Santa's knee, I screamed and kicked, just wanting get free.
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| But then I asked him for monkeys, just in case I had kids,
 I think that was a sign, and why I never did!
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| I really didn't bring Santa to tears I just don't think that's what he wanted to hear!
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| He said he had reindeer and elves but no monkey scouts, I got so mad I just sat there with only a pout!
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| I don't think the kids after me were much better, one was screaming and one just got wetter!
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| Poor Santa, he works so hard but gets no props, kids ask for everything from Barbies to riding crops.
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| So on a whim he thought what about those with fur, maybe they'd like him more and not cause such a stir.
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| But after getting scratched, bitten, and even peed on,
 Santa decided this was not what he agreed upon!!
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So when you see a Santa in the Mall or 
ringing a bell,
Just remember all the screaming kids 
who put poor Santa through hell!!!
So, give him a smile and maybe a gift,  
you never know how long Santa keeps his list! 
Merry Christmas!