Helga was UGLY 364 days of the year

Helga was ugly 364 days of the year, 

But on the night of Halloween 

she became something to fear. 

No husband or Bo was safe on that night because 

Helga transformed into a beautiful sight.

Dark ebony hair and emerald green eyes, 

She could catch a man with the blink and a sigh.

The men would gather and she’d get all sappy,

”I don’t have a man to make me happy”.

They’d promise the moon and buy her riches,

 But that was not enough for this little witchy,

She’d take them to her house in the back of the woods, 

Promising them all, this night would be "good!"

She’d brew them a tea with strange looking leaves, 

Making them all drop to their knees.

By the morning light all the men, oh so bold, 

Were all now turned into stacks of gold.

So for the next 364 days of the very next year,

 Helga would take cruises and drink her malt beer thinking,

”Not a bad way to live, working one day a year”

So next Halloween keep an eye on your men, 

she’ll be out there somewhere to do it again!