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I'm told this was me as I sat on Santa's knee, I screamed and kicked, just wanting get free. |
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But then I asked him for monkeys,
just in case I had kids, I think that was a sign, and why I never did! |
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I really didn't bring Santa to tears I just don't think that's what he wanted to hear! |
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He said he had reindeer and elves but no monkey scouts, I got so mad I just sat there with only a pout! |
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I don't think the kids after me were much better, one was screaming and one just got wetter! |
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Poor Santa, he works so hard but gets no props, kids ask for everything from Barbies to riding crops. |
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So on a whim he thought what about those with fur, maybe they'd like him more and not cause such a stir. |
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But after getting scratched,
bitten, and even peed on, Santa decided this was not what he agreed upon!! |
So when you see a Santa in the Mall or
ringing a bell,
Just remember all the screaming kids
who put poor Santa through hell!!!
So, give him a smile and maybe a gift,
you never know how long Santa keeps his list!
Merry Christmas!