|I'm told this was me as I sat on Santa's knee,|
I screamed and kicked, just wanting get free.
|But then I asked him for monkeys, |
just in case I had kids,
I think that was a sign, and why I never did!
|I really didn't bring Santa to tears|
I just don't think that's what he wanted to hear!
|He said he had reindeer and elves but no monkey scouts,|
I got so mad I just sat there with only a pout!
|I don't think the kids after me were much better,|
one was screaming and one just got wetter!
|Poor Santa, he works so hard but gets no props,|
kids ask for everything from Barbies to riding crops.
|So on a whim he thought what about those with fur,|
maybe they'd like him more and not cause such a stir.
|But after getting scratched, |
bitten, and even peed on,
Santa decided this was not what he agreed upon!!
So when you see a Santa in the Mall or
ringing a bell,
Just remember all the screaming kids
who put poor Santa through hell!!!
So, give him a smile and maybe a gift,
you never know how long Santa keeps his list!