Chester was pissed cause his dinner somewhere was cold,
He'd been waiting so long he was growing mold.
He made all the calls and planned way ahead,
He didn't want to cook, so he called it in instead.
But he should have known when a ferret answered the phone,
They're not known to be trusted when in charge all alone!
So when the time came for his turkey to arrive,
He opened the box and the turkey was alive!
"Well that just does it' he muttered and grumbled
I'll just sit here hungry and watch the Cowboys fumble!
But the turkey was so grateful he wasn't the meal,
He told ol' Chester he'd make him a deal.
"I'll pay for dinner and we can order Chinese",
Chester looked at the turkey and said,"do as you please."
So the moral of this story is that the meal doesn't have to be so planned,
It's the people you're with that makes it so grand.