There's an awful place called Bridesmaid's Hell,
I've been there myself, does this ring any bells???
"You can wear it again, the look is timeless",
we all shook our heads and said "Yes your highness".
Our role as a maid is suppose to be fun but,
when these dresses come out, we were all on the run!
At the time the poor bride thought she had the upmost taste,
little did she know we burned them with haste!
I know the bride is the the star of the show,
but these purple get-ups practically glow!
I've been there myself and inflicted the same pain,
My poor maids wore pink and the dresses home made.
They were as ugly as sin and covered in lace
So, I can't really judge these brides for their poor taste!