Thursday, January 26, 2012

Cat Jail with Lovie and Lucy

Isn't it hard to believe when you look at this cute face that she was partners in crime with her older sister Lucy, a.k.a Lucifer, in having the Po-Po called to my house! I had just left the house...
.....they were all cuddled up, acting so innocent, until the back door shuts and they hear the garage door shut, and,
 ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
They went into the laundry room, jumped up and dumped all the baskets down which hit the washer and dryer which set off the alarm. Then I assume that's when they ran into the kitchen, hit their food bowls sending them flying off the counter breaking all three. Then my husband gets home, the Po-Po- is here and Joey has to show the policeman the destruction made by two BAD kittens who are sitting on the couch, ears perked up like "who me?'

While our poor older kitty Emmi is going into a CATatonic shock from the demons that have been wrecking the house and then looking at the policeman like,"TAKE THE MONSTERS AWAY!"
Now as I write this to you, Lovie is pleading the fifth , and gives me this look as I take her photo like, "It was all that other cat, I'm too cute to do such a thing!'

I came back to this post to add that I closed this down for the night, took a bath, in which she fell in and proceeded to try to disembowel me as I'm trying to fling this clawing squirming crazy cat out of the bath, grab her and my towel but missed her and she ran to the bed sopping wet and wakes my husband up screaming, "Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, why is she all wet!!" So now I'm laughing so hard I can't keep my towel on me and dry her and my husband off at the same time, thinking to myself, as I have so many times, is this what's it's like to have toddlers? If so how did you mothers out there do it without huge consumptions of wine and chocolate? What? Oh it did take both! Cheers to you!

P.S. I just turned on the garbage disposal and thought OMG what on earth is that noise....a toy mouse! Now we can add a plumber to the bill! Lord help me!

15 comments:

Holly Loves Art said...

Oh they are adorable... but I see TROUBLE! hee hee what fun you must have with these bundles of fur. Thanks for sharing all the pretty pictures.
Hugs,
Holly

Tricia said...

Well I just woke my husband up laughing so hard... Frequently I have thought that the house had been broken into while we were away only to see that it was the cats having a massive party while we were away. Witnessing one of their cat attacks definitely takes away all desire to ever have one of the big cats. I imagine I would end up looking like one of our cats shredded slobbered on cat nip toys. I already have massive scars from playing with our 10 pound cats, I can't imagine a 100 pound plus cat!!!
Love your posts as always! You're the modern day Irma Bombeck!
Right back at you with those clean cat box wishes!!
Tricia

Janet Ghio said...

Oh what a funny post!! And they look so innocent!!

Rhonda said...

This is so funny - I love your stories so much! Seriously, your poor husband, that is too hysterical.

Elizabeth Johnson said...

I haven't laughed this hard all week! What a mess those darlings are. But oh so cute! Your life won't be boring with them.

artbywendy said...

lots of wine and chocolate got me through! your post made me laugh so hard! I have a cat too and I know about the innocent looks...and I love the term wednesday thursday friday! I haven't heard that twist yet!:O) have a great day!

just me jan said...

Cindy...
Thank GAWD someone ELSE is having to deal with animals and workin' men of all nature comin' to the house! Be they the "Po Po" or a plumber....I feel your pain darlin'!!!!

just me...still waitin' for the rock wall guys to descend upon me...jan

Pretty Ragged Threads said...

Oh this is so funny!! Almost as good as a cartoon. I can just imagine your husband when a wet kitty hopped on the bed. lol Life is never boring at your house. They do look so innocent.
Hugs Jackie

wickedfaerie said...

Poor Emmi looks so upset. Boy, they look so innocent. We also have three and I have had a toddler, I think the cats are worse.

Good luck with the disposal.
Sue

Pansy Cottage Girl said...

Oh how cute are your kitties! Thank you for visiting me and leaving such a sweet comment.

Julia - "Vintage with Laces" said...

Thank you for that funny post, Cindy! All three kitties look so cute and innocent. You've got a good excuse for wine and chocolate :-).
Have a great weekend!
Hugs,
Julia

Cheryl said...

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday I love that I may just have to keep that saying for myself! I laughed out load at your post. I love cats so much, nothing they do suprises me.
Hugs
Cxxx

Karen Valentine said...

Okay the giggles just keep coming!!! I can see it all quite clearly!!! It's obvious to me, that cats and dogs each have their own sets of issues!!! Hope you have recovered from that relaxing bath you had!!!
Big hugs to you!
K

Bonnie Schulte said...

Funny, but better a toy mouse than a real one..or maybe not...love the news of your day. been there

Charlene said...

YOU asked for it you got it... Not a Toyota! She does look innocent!

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