|A photographer's life is always in peril, |
taking photos of Brides and a Groom named Merrill.
The Brides were the worst until he met Mertle,
she couldn't care less,
she'd been doomed to marry
|Now Flora's bo came from the upper east side sector, |
to bad he looked just like Hannibal Lecter!
|Gilda was thirteen when she met "Mickey the Mauler", |
if only been been a few inches taller.
He was a bouncer by day and a wrestler at night,
he wasn't to smart, he'd had too many fights.
|They were a band of actors, a traveling show, |
the star of the stage, the younger son Joe.
He met his girl Ida in a town named Tuscon,
married her the next day before they had to move on.
|They had a sale on hats the day of the wedding, |
problem was, the hats kept shedding.
The finest beaver, but the store clerk lied,
the deal was not over, they'd soon have his hide!
|What do you do when you have twelve sisters?|
Pair them up with twelve handsome misters!
|Edna always had a flair for drama,|
it was a secret to no one, she got it from mama!
Her veil was as long as the bolt would allow,
the dinner following was daddy's fattest cow!
|Now the Vanderbull's affair was a highbrow affair, the maids all fluffed up for a bride called Blair.|
They seemed such a nice group all lined up single file,
but the legend said she was a witch,
unjustly taken to trial!
Just a bit of fun for the weekend. Enjoy the photos! To go back to the party, click on: