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Monday, January 2, 2012

It's time to clean out my closet but I can't get rid of these!


I know it's that time of year again when I need to clean out my closet but I just can't bring myself to get rid of my old favorites. The boots with this outfit just kill my feet but this outfit just makes me feel so skinny!
What's a cat lover to do but join them! I can't 
get the kittens to leave my feathers 
alone when I wear this!
A little understated but still a doozie, 
just love all those stars!
OK, so I was channeling my inner Medusa 
when I wear this, a girl has the right to get 
testy every once in awhile!
Is this what they call a bubble butt?
 Junk in the trunk? 
I call this my Lucile Ball outfit. 
Remember the episode when she tries to be 
a showgirl and she keeps falling down the stairs??
Well what else is a girl suppose to wear 
to a fish fry?
"On the shores of gitchi goomie........", 
or something like that.
OK, well this one may have to go, 
the horse does take up a lot of room 
even though he is stuffed!
I know, I know, it make my but look big but,
 I can dust the house in one swoop!
 This is a summer pants outfit, 
you can use the hat as a fan!
 This is a double-wide fan built for two!
Of course I have enough outfits for larger parties too! Can't you just see Me, Charlene, Karen, Diane, 
Dawn, and Rhonda. No last names here!!! 
And for Trisha with her cat sanctuary, 
I can't leave her out, 
I have enough outfits for a whole kaboodle of kittens!
And for that rowdy Round Top gang, 
you know who you are, 
these outfits I'll save just for you!
Now these outfits I have saved for all my Junior League friends, they're a bit more classy don't cha' think?
Like birds of a feather, 
we bloggers stick together!
~Ziegfeld Follies Photos
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