and a lizard?
You get the lizard who came into my car with the mail and went down the front of my dress!OMG, Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, and Holy you know what! Not only did I knock the mirror back on my car by hitting the accelerator, I hit the curb, dented the rim, jumped out of the car doing the dance of hades, and that lil son of a biscuit would not come out of my dress. He was heading for the promise land like a teenager on steroids. I'm slapping my dress screaming and laughing thinking oh great we have new neighbors who just moved in and I am most likely mooning them right now trying to get this, excuse me, damn lizard out of my dress. Then he just pops out, runs to the bushes and gives me this look like.......
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"What!?,
It was hot in that mailbox! Well anyway thanks for the ride to the bushes babe! "
Can Lizards wink? |
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