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| I do not pink puffy heart Hurricane Irene! My sweet friend LuLu Kellogg is drowning in the effects of this hurricane, but could this stupid storm come anywhere near Texas? Can you say, "OH HELL NO!" |
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| Not one drop, not one stinking percentage of humidity! We're drying , and dying down here in Texas and Irene drops a million gallons of water on the East Coast, but we got nothin'! Even our cows are trying to leave! |
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| Our lakes look like Joan Rivers before plastic surgery! |
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| Our windmills are still working but there's no water to pump! |
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| The only pet you can leave outside for more than 20 minutes is a Horned Toad who's so dried dried up he can't even squirt blood out of his eyes! |
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| We missed our beautiful bluebonnets, |
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| and our beautiful lake sunsets. |
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| We ended up with dried up cactus and Mesquite trees, |
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| And instead of a beautiful lake we end up with the smallest size of a kiddie pool because we're on water restrictions! So Miss LuLu I'm with you, Hurricane Irene, you suck! |
