There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had a hot date and didn't know what to do!The closet was bare and so was her cubbard, her clothes looked outdated like old mother hubbard.
So in the spirit of Scarlet O'Hara, she whipped up a dress and even added mascara.
Little did one know the new addition to her closet, were the curtains that hung above her kitchen faucet.
Some say it's cheaper to dress like a harlot, but a lady she remained, inspired by Scarlet.
